You are a hand on a clock.
The Son of Bowie is carving out an interesting little place for himself in psychological sci-fi mind-fuck movies.
Mingus is:
- cool
- black
- and his name rhymes with “cunnilingus”
WAR HORSE:
Have we all processed the fact that B.C. starred in a movie with “Horse” in the title?
I didn’t go into this movie expecting such blatant white boy fandom bait. Come on, Spielberg. Who do you think you’re fucking with?
I was gonna make my Almost Famous post about the cameos (because holy shit is this film is a series of awesome cameos), but then I found out that Fugit is no longer the ugly-darling dreamboat of Saved! and uh, that one not-as-good movie with the rockstar and the guy pretending to be the irl rockstar they couldn’t get for the film. You know what movie I’m talking about.
Anyway, Patrick Fugit is a Mad Men now.
Cool (possibly fake) dick, Joe Lo Truglio.
More like kickin ass in the rain. This movie kicked ass
- yo the special effects in this shit is CR A A A A AY AY AY AY
- Young Leslie Nielsen disintegrates his gf’s pet tiger
- one of the space sailors asks the robot they’re shooting at, whose name is Robbie btw, if it’s a boy or a girl. That is how sexually frustrated space sailors will be
- young Leslie Nielsen
Everybody in this flick is a dick except for Robert Cop and his plucky deputy. And Reagan is the biggest dick of them all.
